no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better
(via sheewulf)
my brother just tried to twerk but he farted by accident and now hes crying
he said hes “disgraced the whole family”
(via thestrayline)
The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”
Marry me.
(Source: agentspooky, via sterekfarts)